Freaky Friday Lyrics

Lil Dicky, ooh Mustard on the beat, ho I woke up Chris Breezy, oh my god I'm the man (oh shit) I'm so fly and I can dance (whoa, whoa shit) There's tattoos on my neck (oh, ohhh) I just FaceTimed Kanye (blip, blip) I told him I'm his biggest fan yeah (yeah) Got all these hoes in my DM (yeah, I do) Holy shit, I got a kid (oh!) Ohh, I can sing so well Wonder if I can say the n-word (wait for real?) Wait, can I really say the n-word? What up, my nigga? (woo) What up, my nigga? Big ups, my nigga We up, my nigga, you pussy ass nigga Man, fuck y'all niggas, 'cause I'm that nigga Nigga, nigga, nigga, I'm that nigga I woke up in Chris Brown's body (oh yeah) Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah) I can't believe that its freaky Friday Yeah it's Freaky Friday I'm in Chris Brown's body I drive his Ferrari and I'm light-skinned black (Ring ring, what the fuck) I woke up and I'm Lil Dicky (Lil Dicky) (Ugh, what the fuck) This shit is real weak How his dick staying perched up on his balls like that? Walking down the street and ain't nobody know my name (whoa) Ain't no paparazzi flashing pictures, this is great (whoa) Ain't nobody judging 'cause I'm black or my controversial past I'ma go and see a movie and relax (woo) Ayy, I'm a Blood but I can finally wear blue (cool) Why his momma calling all the time? Leave me the fuck alone, bitch Wait, if I'm in Dicky's body, Breezy is who? Hope my daughter's in school Fuck, if I was Chris Brown, where would I be? What would I do? I woke up in Chris Brown's body (ohh yeah) Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah) I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday Yeah it's Freaky Friday I'm in Chris Brown's body I look at my soft dick with delight, it's my dream dick If I was Lil Dicky in my body, where would I be? I'm trying to find myself like an introspective monk I'm balling on the court, oh my god I can dunk Snap a flick of my junk My dick is trending on Twitter, fuck Now I'm at the club, I talked my way to getting in I look up in the VIP, my goodness there I am I signal to him to let me in but he won't let me in I don't know who that is Wait, who the fuck he think he is? Took a glass bottle, shatter it on the bouncer's head (woo) Walked up to that motherfucker Wait, think it through for a sec If you hurting me then you only hurting yourself But wait, I love myself That was the key, now we're switching back I woke up in Chris Brown's body (ohh yeah) Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah) I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday Wait what the fuck And now I'm in Ed Sheeran's body It's way less cool than being Chris Brown was What the fuck again? I'm DJ Khaled, why am I yelling Huh, I'm Kendall Jenner I got a vagina, I'm gonna explore that right now (woo) Holy shit, I got a vagina (uh), I'm gonna learn I'm gonna understand the inner workings of a woman