Chocolate Salty Balls Lyrics

Two tablespoon's of cinnamon And two or three egg whites A half a stick of butter, melted Stick it all in a bowl baby Stir it with a wooden spoon Mix in a cup of flour You'll be in heaven soon Say everybody have you seen my balls They're big and salty and brown If you ever need a quick pick me up Just stick my balls in your mouth. Oooo suck on my chocolate salted balls Stick em in your mouth, and suck em Suck on my chocolate salted balls They're packed full of vitamins, and good for you So suck on my balls Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate And a half a cup of brandy You throw in a bag or two of sugar And just a pinch of vanilla Grease up the cookie sheet Cause I hate when my balls stick Then preheat the oven to three fifty And give that spoon a lick Say everybody have you seen my balls They're big and salty and brown If you ever need a quick pick me up Just stick my balls in your mouth Suck on my chocolate salted balls Put em in your mouth, and suck em Suck on my chocolate salted balls They're packed full of goodness, high in fibre Suck on my balls. [sniff, sniff, sniff] Hey, wait a minute What's that smell Smell like something burning Well that don't confront me none Long as I get my rent paid on Friday Baby you better get back in the kitchen Cause I got a sneakin' suspicion Oh man baby, baby You just burned my balls Help me, my balls on fire Put em out baby My balls are burning Give me some water Pour some water on me My balls are burning Oh my goodness, I'm blow'n I'm blow'n Do somethin Oooo Suck on my chocolate salted balls Put em in your mouth, and suck em They're on fire baby Suck on my chocolate salted balls Put em out baby, blow Ohh Suck on my balls baby Suck on my balls baby Suck on my red hot, salted, chocolate balls Come on baby Woo, Woo Suck on my balls [blow blow]